ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.
(Source: iamnevertheone, via theladydalek)
And on my desk by Monday morning, two rolls of parchment on werewolf, with a particular emphasis on recognizing it.
(Source: quaffle-chasers, via assbuttofasgard)